it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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