Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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