"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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