love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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