My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
please come you make the beer taste better
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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