sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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