omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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