I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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