i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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