did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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