Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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