eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize