It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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