Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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