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So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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