Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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