I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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