TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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