After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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