We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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