Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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