I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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