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(586): View more from Michigan

he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..

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(904): View more from Florida

she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...

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(207): View more from Maine

DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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(407): View more from Florida

he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...

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(812): View more from Indiana

We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.

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