I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
