I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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