Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
