i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We smell like vodka and hangover
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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