so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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