im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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