i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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