Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
40s are totally the cure
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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