Ambien. No doubt about it.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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