He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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