Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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