We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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