no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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