is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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