I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Shame is for Republicans.
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