The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
