That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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