I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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