absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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