physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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