**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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