You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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