Buhtt sex?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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