I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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