Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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