After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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