i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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