you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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