And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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