The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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