i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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