woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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