I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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