Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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